As the brilliant lawyer Elle Woods said in the movie Legally Blonde, “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.” Who can argue with legal reasoning like that? Well, I think this Jefferson County mountain biker can. According to the news report, the biker was climbing the North Mountain Table when Continue Reading
Category: Criminal Mischief
Fort Collins Felony Criminal Mischief and Reckless Endangerment Attorney | Road Rage Car Accident
A 61-year-old Aurora man was convicted of felony Criminal Mischief and three counts of Reckless Endangerment after a road rage incident. But it is not the type of road rage incident you typically hear about. According to the news report, the man was in his front yard doing lawn work when a 20-year-old driver sped by in his Jeep. The Continue Reading
Fort Collins Criminal Mischief Attorney | Graffiti and Nature
Hikers are up in arms about some recent vandalism that occurred along Meadow View Trail in Jefferson County. According to the news report, someone has been using spray paint to graffiti various items in nature. Apparently the tag ‘lil dubz’ was painted on rocks and trees all along the trail and it is unknown if the spray paint can even Continue Reading
Fort Collins Trespassing and Criminal Mischief Attorney | At Least He Paid for the Cigarettes
There is nothing more frustrating than driving to a store for a particular item, only to find the store closed. That is the exact frustration one man was facing when he arrived at a convenience store to buy a pack of cigarettes. Apparently, he arrived at the store early one morning and pounded on the front door several times before Continue Reading
Fort Collins Property Damage / Criminal Mischief Lawyer | Don’t Tip a Trash Can!
You know, there are many times that I read stories about ridiculous crimes and arrests. Many times, I wonder what law enforcement was thinking. But this story takes the cake! A woman was recently arrested and charged with Criminal Mischief after knocking over a trash can at a residence. Seriously?!? Does that mean I can get the obnoxious raccoon that Continue Reading
Criminal Mischief in Fort Collins | ‘Wore’ Is Not An Insult
I don’t know if we in Larimer County have just become to reliant on spell check, or if a mistake was just made in the passion of the moment, but misspelling an insult truly does take the sting out of it for your target. For example, a woman was recently arrested for Criminal Mischief after vandalizing the cars of her Continue Reading
Criminal Mischief in Fort Collins | Don’t You Take My Seat!
As humans, we tend to develop routines and it can be very hard to break those routines, especially when we are forced out of them. A 70-year-old gentleman did not take well to a change in his routine and his reaction resulted in criminal charges. The man had a specific seat he always sat in during BINGO and was furious Continue Reading
Burglary in Fort Collins | Only Leave a Trail if You Want to Be Found
When Hansel and Gretel left the bread trail behind, it was an intentional way of making sure they could be found and make their way home. Well, in true Hansel and Gretel style, 3 burglars left behind a trail, leading the police right to them. According to the news report, a burger restaurant reported that their cash register and surveillance Continue Reading
Driving a Mower Right Off the Lot | Theft in Fort Collins
Riding lawn mowers are an expensive investment. Maybe too expensive for one man who decided to drive a riding lawn mower right off the Wal-Mart lot, without paying for it. Security footage showed the man entering the Wal-Mart store and filling up the lawn mover with gas. He then cut a chain link fence near where the mower was kept Continue Reading
Leave the Easter Resurrection to Jesus | Criminal Mischief in Larimer County
Most people know the story of the Resurrection. Jesus was hung on the cross and killed, buried in a tomb, and three days later he rose from the dead. Well, apparently one man felt he could help others who had passed rise from the dead on Easter, as well. To accomplish this, he allegedly damaged more than 30 headstones with Continue Reading